Some facts about Rajnikanth...

1. Rajni can win a bike race in neutral gear.

2. Once Rajnikant bunked school, now that day is known as Sunday.

3. Rajni once kicked a horce on chin, its decendents are now known as Girrafe.

4. Rajnikant can come out from a black hole.

5. Rajnikant climb on Mount Everest.
guess why,
for slide down.

5. Rajnikant can answer a missed call.

6. When Grahem Bell invented telephone, he got two missed calls, from Rajnikant's mobile.

6. Once Rajni participated in a race. Obiously he came 1st. His shadow came 2nd.
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and light came 3rd. Einestien saw it and attempt suicide.

7. Whenever Rajnikant does a pushup. He actualy push the earthdown.

8. Whole world is facing financial crisis. Because Rajnikant have lost his wallet

9. Rajni can answer a missed cal.

10. Grahem Bell ne lamp post k niche padhai ki, Rabindranath ne Lalten ki roshini me, Einestien ne dusro k gharo se ane wali roshini me padhai ki.
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but, Rajnikant ne agarbatti ki roshini me padhai ki...