Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Men are Honest...




"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of other

Monday, January 30, 2012

Dr. Rajkumar




Dr. Rajkumar – The First Actor in the Indian Film Industry to get Doctorate for acting (Mysore University)

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Indian Actor to get “Kentuky Colonel”, a prestigeous award given by the Kentuky state, USA (previously recieved by British Prime Minister & Russian Prime Minister)

Dr. Rajkumar – The only Actor to have acted in only One language (Kannada) over a period of 50 years

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Actor in the Indian Film Industry, in whose name the State Government is giving an Award when he was still alive, every year to a person who has given outstanding contribution to the Film Industry

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Actor to have around 5000 fans Association across the world

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Actor to recieve Nation Award for both Singing & Acting

Dr. Rajkumar – First Actor whose first film itself won the National Award for Best Movie

Dr. Rajkumar – First Kannada Actor to win “Dada Saheb Phalke Award”, prestigeous award given by Indian Govt. for the achievement in the Film Industry

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Actor to have more than 10 Titles given by the Government & other Associations (Karnataka Rathna, Kannada Kanteerava, Kala Kausthuba, Rasikara Raja, Padmabhushana, Nata Sarvabhouma, Kentuky colonel, Annavaru, Gana Gandharva, Nithya Noothana Nata Shreshta, Doctorate, etc…)

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Kannada Actor to recieve “Padmabhushan” award for achievement in the Film Industry

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Actor in the Indian Film industry to recieve 9 State Awards for acting, 10 Film Fare Awards, 2 State Awards for Singing

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Actor ever to Act in 14 Films in a single year twice, once in 1964 & other in 1968

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Kannada Actor to Act as Hero with both Mother & Daughter in the Kannada Movies

Dr. Rajkumar – Only Kannada Actor to win the “NTR Award” given by Andhra Govt. for the person giving outstanding contribution to the Film Industry

Dr. Rajkumar – He is the Hero of the Longest Running Kannada Movie ever – Bangarada Manushya, which ran for 2 years in one of the theatres in Bangalore & 1 year in 5 centres

Dr. Rajkumar – The Success Rate of his Movies is 95%, highest ever than any other actor in the Indian Film Industry...

Funny Company Names




1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS : Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association andNerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

14. ORACLE : Online Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees

15. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments. \oO/

Inspirational



Someone will earn more.
Someone will travel more.
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone's house will be bigger.
Someone will drive a better car.


Just let it go. Take care of yourself. Love yourself and your circumstances. 

The prettiest, slimmest woman in the world may have sadness in her heart. 
The most highly favored woman in your office may not be able to have children. 
The richest woman you know may have the car, the house, and the clothes - but might be
very lonely.

So, love yourself. Love who you are right now. Tell yourself "I am too blessed to be stressed." 
Be well. Be happy. Be blessed. 


"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world".

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Student's Life is Like English Movies.. !!





School= Jurassic Park.. :)
Principal= King Kong.. :P
Vice Principle= Hulk.. :O
Teachers= Aliens.. =P
Class Guys= Planet of Apes.. :P
Class Gals= Charlies Angels..♥ xx
Syllubus= Deep Blue Sea.. :)
Exam= Mission Impossible.. =P
Invigilator= Terminator.. :)
Result= 2012 ..(end of the world) =P

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Eco-Warriors






‎'Saalumarada' Thimmakka - A Peerless Green Champion!
Thimmakka, aged 101*, is a native of Hulikal village in the Magadi taluk of Bangalore Rural district in Karnataka. 

She has an unsurpassed credit to her name—some 1000 plus sturdy banyan trees, which she has lovingly tended against all odds, from mere saplings to a sweeping canopy.

Saalumarada Thimmakka (“saalumarada”—“row of trees” in Kannada—is an honorific people have added to her name) and her landless labourer husband Chikkannah could not have children. So one day more than 60 years ago, they started planting trees.

The road to the next village Kudur (Kudoor) was a dry hot one. Ficus (banyan) trees were aplenty near Thimmakka's village. Thimmakka and her husband started grafting saplings from these trees. Ten saplings were grafted in the first year and they were planted along a distance of 20 kilometres near the neighbouring village of Kudur. Fifteen saplings were planted in the second year and 20 in the third year and so on. She used her own meager resources for planting these trees. The couple used to carry pots of water for a distance of four kilometres to water the saplings. They were also protected from grazing cattle by fencing them with thorny shrubs.

The saplings were planted mostly during monsoon season so that sufficient rain water would be available for them to grow. By the onset of the next monsoons, the saplings had invariably taken root.

They covered the whole stretch. The saplings grew to become trees, the trees grew tall, and the couple rejoiced in their children. Chikkanna died in 1990, but Thimmakka continued her life’s work.

Thanks to her unusual labour of love, this illiterate woman is the idol of every environmentalist.

A "living monument of our times" is how the citation of National Citizen's Award describes Thimmakka.

Titles like Vanamitra, Nisargaratna, Vrikshasri and Vrikshapremi, an award by Karnataka government, among many others have been conferred on her.
For one who barely set out of her village once a year, Thimmakka now finds her way to Delhi and Mumbai for tree planting ceremonies. Thimmakka is busy spreading the message of afforestation. She unassumingly suggests that everybody should leave behind some asset for humanity.
She barely ekes out a living from various awards and a monthly pension. But nothing stops her from dreaming big. Now, she has made her will to open up a hospital in her village, so that no poor is affected.

Saalumarada Thimmakka, Hulikal-561101, Kudur, Hubli, Magadi Taluk, Bangalore-Rural dist.

Really heart touching...



I was walking around in a Big Bazar
store making shopping, when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have
been more than 5 or 6 years old..

TheCashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you
don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to
me and asked: ''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''
I counted his cash and replied: ''You
know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The
little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked
him who he wished to give
this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister
loved most and wanted so
much . I wanted to Gift her for her
BIRTHDAY.

I have to give the doll to my mommy so
that she can give it to my
sister when she goes there.' His eyes
were so sad while saying this.
'My Sister has gone to be with God..
Daddy says that Mommy is going to
see God very soon too, so I thought
that she could take the doll with
her to give it to my sister...''
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy
looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he
showed me a very nice photo of him
where he was laughing. He then told me
'I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister won't
forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
wish she doesn't have to leave me, but
daddy says that she has to go
to be with my little sister.' Then he
looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly..
I quickly reached for my wallet and said
to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough
money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
I added some of my money to
his with out him seeing and we started
to count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some spare
money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for
giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I
asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had
enough money to buy this doll, so
that mommy could give It to my sister.
He heard me!'' 'I also wanted
to have enough money to buy a white
rose for my mommy, but I didn't
dare to ask God for too much. But He
gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose. My mommy loves
white roses.'

I finished my shopping in a totally
different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out
of my mind. Then I
remembered a local
news paper article two days ago, which
mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young
woman and a little girl. The
little girl died right away, and the
mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether
to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the
young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma. Was this the
family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the
little boy, I read in the news
paper that the young woman had
passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
I bought a bunch of white roses and I
went to the funeral home where
the body of the young woman was
exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial. She was
there, in her coffin, holding a
beautiful white rose in her hand with
the photo of the little boy and
the doll placed over her chest. I left the
place, teary-eyed, feeling
that my life had been changed for
ever...

The love that the little boy had for his
mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in
a fraction of a second, a
drunk driver had taken all this away
from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

Six pearls of wisdom to remember


1. Money can't buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem neither does milk.

6. Smoking kills but if you don't smoke it doesn't mean you'll never die.