1. Money can't buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a cycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol doesn't solve any problem neither does milk.
6. Smoking kills but if you don't smoke it doesn't mean you'll never die.
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