‎Interesting confusions :s

1. Can u cry under water?8-|

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?:s

3. Why don't birds fall of trees when they sleep?/:)

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?:/

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?=))

6. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?:x

7. why does round pizza come in a square box?:p

8. Why doesn't glue stick 2 its bottle?:>

9. If swimming is a good exercise to stay FIT, why are whales FAT??

10. Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?

11. Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN but nobody wants to DIE?

12. Shall I say that there is racial discrimination even in chess as the WHITE piece is moved FIRST?

13. In our country, we have FREEDOM of SPEECH, then why do we have TELEPHONE BILLS?

14. If you aren't supposed to DRINK and DRIVE why do bars have PARKING lots?

15. "I Love You" is not a question then why does it need an answer?:O ! !

We all r Living in a seriously funny world..!!

PAKISTAN WORLD RECORD IS BROKEN

PAKISTAN WORLD RECORD IS BROKEN
BY INDIAN GIRL- Tamil girl from Triunelveli 
VISHALINIHer father was a normal person who do electrical works but she is just 11year old but completed
MCP (Microsoft Certified Professional)
CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate),
CCNA Security(Cisco Certified Network Associate Security),
OCJP (Oracle Certified Java Professional)...
she is youngest person(11yrs..older record by a
Pakistani girl was 12 yrs) in the WORLD who completed
CCNA WITH 90%.....
she has been also invited for "INTERNATIONAL CONFERENCE ", her speech made all the
world scholar 's stunned BUT a sad thing is no peoples
know this, real talents must be appreciated.


Eleven-year-old Indian girl rated with highest IQ in the world

On the face of it, she is no different from other children her age – she loves riding her bicycle, watching cartoons and playing her favourite games. But K. Vishalini of Palayamkottai, Tirunelveli isn’t your average 11-year-old.

Blessed with exceptional IQ, the Standard 8 student is an IT whiz kid who can come up with solutions to the trickiest of technical problems. Yes, she spends three hours a day learning about computers. But that is no big deal.

Vishalini has just returned home from an international seminar held at the National Institute of Technology Karnataka (NITK), Mangalore, where she was a special guest. Such invitations are pretty routine for her these days.

Her syllabus has been wrapped up well in advance. So this child prodigy has the time to visit engineering colleges to deliver lectures to B.E. and B.Tech students on the intricacies of computer science.

At seminars, many an IT expert has been foxed by this chit of a girl who has answers to complex questions.

Her amazing achievements include cracking the Microsoft Certified Professional and Cisco Certified Network Associate (CCNA) courses with ease.

Vishalini’s IQ is around 225. It is higher than that of the Guinness record holder, Kim Ung-Yong, whose IQ is around 210.

“She did not find a place in the Guinness Book because the minimum age requirement is 14 years,” says her electrician-father, Kumarasamy.

Vishalini’s mother, Ragamaliga, and the girl herself had to struggle to tide over a speech impairment that the latter suffered from as a small child. Today, Vishalini is a wonder girl that her parents can be immensely proud of.

An anchor with All India Radio at Tirunelveli, Ragamaliga says: "Vishalini’s speech impairment caused us great consternation.”

The irony was that the mother spoke incessantly on radio while the daughter had difficulty in articulating herself. “People would point that out to me all the time,” says Ragamaliga.

A local doctor came to her aid. “Dr Rajesh advised me to talk continuously to Vishalini in order to help her improve her speech ability,” says Ragamaliga.

She was preparing for her Group-1 exams at that point. So she began reciting questions and answers of the syllabus in front of her. “Moreover, I used to recite religious verses as well,” she adds.

“All this might have looked a little pointless but I persisted. Suddenly one fine morning, after nine months, Vishalini started speaking."

The girl’s parents heard of a boy who had secured admission in an engineering college after his Standard 8 exams.

"We approached Kalasalingam Engineering College. They asked us to bring a certificate from CCNA. Vishalini took the exam and got 90 per cent marks. It was a world record. She was only 10 years old. Earlier the youngest student to pass this exam was a 12-year-old boy from Pakistan, Irtaza Haider,” says Kumarasamy.

Both NITK of Mangalore and Kalasalingam Engineering College are now more than ready to welcome Vishalini. But her parents want the girl to enjoy her childhood for the next three years before thinking of entering a college campus.

Their only disappointment now is that the state and central governments have failed to recognise and appreciate Vishalini's extraordinary achievements.

A Lesson In Psychology

¤ When A Person Laughs 2 Much Even On Stupid Things, Be Sure That Person Is Sad Deep   
   Inside.


¤ When A Person Sleeps Alot, Be Sure Dat Person Is Lonely.


¤ When A Person Talks Less, And If He Talks, He Talks Fast Then It Means That Person Keeps 
   Secrets.


¤ When Someone Can't Cry Then That Person Is Weak.


¤ When Someone Eats In Abnormal Way Then That Person Is In Tension.


¤ When Someone Cry On Little Things Then It Means, He Is Innocent & Soft Hearted.


¤ When Someone Gets Angry On Silly Or Small Things It Means He Is In Love.


So True, Try To See All These In Real Life, U Will Find All...

Stand United Against Honour Killing...

December/January is wedding season in India. In light of the fact that there are more than 100,000 women murdered for dowry in India every year, we are making an advisory post for Brides-To-Be and their families. Please protect yourselves from dowry extortion, violence and murder.

1. Back Out Of Any Wedding Arrangement Where Any Kind of Financial Demand is Made in Cash or Kind: 

A gift is something given with love; it is never asked for.

2.But when grooms and their families start specifying how much money they want for the wedding, what kinds of gifts – houses, cars, etc. they want for the wedding, what other favors such as jobs, promotions etc. they want for the wedding, and they threaten to call the wedding off if these ‘gifts’ are not given to them, then this is not gift-giving. This is blackmail! It is illegal! It is extortion! It is a criminal act.

Indian women and their families must think about the morals and social values of such families. If they are criminal extortionists what else are they capable of? The thousands of dowry murders of young brides in India show that these greedy, blackmailing families continue to extort money after the wedding. They inflict terrible violence on the brides, and eventually thousands of young women get murdered by them!!

3.Why should any woman want to get married into such a family? Why should women and their parents pay money to people who blackmail and inflict violence?

Therefore we repeatedly warn all brides-to-be and their families – if the groom’s family asks for anything before, during or after the wedding please take it as a sign of extreme danger!
Get out fast! No matter how far into the wedding preparations you are! Even if it is the wedding day!

Sweet School Love Story ...

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A Boy Never Does Homework In Class To Get Punishment Of Bending ...On His Knees;In Front Of 'Her' Bench Just To See Her For Whole Period... :)

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Gets Scoldings From His Parents; Coz He Reaches Late Everyday, Just To Ensure That She Has Reached Home Safely Or Not... :)

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Skips His Lunch & Pretends To Be Studying In The Interval; Just To See Her Eating The Food... :)

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Walks By Foot To The Home Instead Of Taking A Bus; Just To Save Money To 
Buy Chocolates For Her.." :').

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Great Indian...

RAJU NARAYANASWAMY

First Rank in State in Secondary School Examination,
First Rank in University in Plus Two,
First Rank in IIT Entrance Examination,
First Rank in All India IIT Computer Science,
First Rank in IAS Entrance Examination,
First Rank in IAS Training Institute.

On passing out from IIT Chennai Mr. Narayanaswamy was offered scholarship by the prestigious Massachusetts Institute of Technology , USA .He who came from a middle class family believed that he had a moral obligation to give something in return for the lakhs of rupees the government spent on him as an IIT student. He had the intelligence and conviction to realize that this money came also from the poorest of the poor - who pay up the excise duty on textiles when they buy cloth, who pay up customs, excise and sales tax on diesel when they travel in a bus, and in numerous other ways indirectly pay the government. So he decided to join IAS hoping he could do something for the people of this country. How many young men have the will power to resist such an offer from USA ? Narayanaswamy did never look at IAS as a black money spinner as his later life bears testimony to this fact.


After a decade of meritorious service in IAS, today, Narayanaswamy is being forced out of the IAS profession. Do you know why?

A real estate agent wanted to fill up a paddy field which is banned under law. An application came up before Narayanaswamy who was sub collector the, for an exemption from this rule for this plot of land. Upon visiting the site he found that the complaint from 60 poor families that they will face water logging due to the waste water from a nearby Government Medical College if this paddy field was filled up was correct. Narayanswamy came under intense political pressure but he did what was right - refused permission for filling up the paddy field. That was his first confrontation with politicians.

Soon after his marriage his father-in-law closed down a public road to build compound wall for his plot of land. People approached Narayanaswamy with complaint.

When talking with his own father-in-law did not help, he removed the obstructing wall with police help. The result, his marriage broke up.

As district Collector he raided the house of a liquor baron who had defaulted Rupees 11 crores payment to government and carried out revenue recovery. A Minister directly telephoned him and ordered to return the forfeited articles to the house of the liquor baron. Narayanswamy politely replied that it is difficult. The minister replied that Narayanaswamy will suffer.


In his district it was a practice to collect crores of rupees for earthen bunds meant for poor farmers, but which were never constructed. A bill for rupees 8 crores came up before Narayanaswamy. He inspected the bund. He found it very weak and said that he will pass the bill after the rainy season to ensure that the bund served the purpose. As expected the earthen bund was too weak to stand the rain and it disappeared in the rain. But he created a lot of enemies for saving 8 crores public money. The net result of all such unholy activities was that he was asked to go on leave by the government. Later such an illustrious officer was posted as "State Co-Ordinator, Quality Improvement Programme for Schools". This is what the politician will do to a honest officer with backbone - post him in the most powerless position to teach him a lesson. Since he found that nothing can be achieved for the people if he continued with the State Service he opted for central service. But that too was denied on some technical ground.

What will you do when you have a brilliant computer career anywhere in the world you choose with the backing of several advanced technical papers too published in international journals to your credit?


When you are powerless to do anything for the people, why should you waste your life as the Co-Ordinator for a Schools Programme?


Mr. Narayanaswamy is on the verge of leaving IAS to go to Paris to take up a well paid United Nations assignment. The politicians can laugh thinking another obstacle has been removed. But it is the helpless people of this country who will lose - not Narayanaswamy. But you have the power to support capable and honest bureaucra ts like Narayaswamy, G.R.Khairnar and Alphons Kannamthanam who have suffered a lot under self seeking politicians who rule us. You have even the power to replace such politicians with these kind of people dedicated to the country. The question is will you do the little you can do NOW? At least a vote or word in support of such personalities?

Men are Honest...

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of other