Incredible INDIA ♥

Funny logic :
Large state: MAHA RASHTRA.

King place: RAJA-STHAN.

Queen place: RANI KHET.

Mr. City: SHRI NAGAR.

Rising city: UDAY PUR.

Rhythm of eyes: NAINI TAL.

Face state: SURAT.

Unmarriad girl: KANYA KUMARI.

God's gate: HARI DWAR.

Brick city: ITA NAGAR.

Saint hair: RISHI KESH.

Red nail: LAL KILA.

Call end: KOL KATA.

No zip: CHEN NAI.

Come on sun: ARUN AA CHAL.

Come in evening: AA SAM.

Go & back: GO A

And finally

Do drama: KAR NATAK :D

Saluting Agniputri of India!!

India's first woman scientist to head a critical missile project.

Meet the woman behind Agni-V success,
Dr. Tessy thomas

It's been a challenging job for the scientist who is responsible for making the launch of Agni-V successful. Tessy Thomas may be a homemaker to her family but is known as 'Agniputri' to the world for her achievement in the field of missile technology.

It all started in Alleppey, Kerala. After a B.Tech from Thrissur Engineering College, her fascination for radar and missile systems led her to join the Defence Research and Development Organisation (DRDO).

"I joined the DRDO almost 20 years ago. Now, I am the programme director," Thomas said. Recalling her journey to the DRDO, she said, "I got the call from DRDO soon after I applied. I wanted to rest for a month, but I couldn't get the break. I still haven't got it," she said.
But it doesn't stop there. She helped in developing another path breaking technology known as RVS or "re-entry vehicle system". This lets the missile re-enter the atmosphere at a thundering velocity and a temperature of 3000 degrees Celsius, still keeping the control systems intact.
"Nobody gives you the know how of such things. We developed it on our own," Thomas said.
The real test for Dr Thomas and her team was in July 2006. 75 seconds into the flight and the missile suddenly went out of control. But Dr Thomas took it as a challenge and decided to prove a point.

"I think it was a great learning experience for all of us. We had to put it out, prove that nothing was wrong with the missile," she says.

And 10 months later, they did. The team re-launched the missile and it flew for 16 minutes. But the success came at a price. To be at the launch, Tessie left behind her sick son who had to take his board exams. But he's aptly named after the country's light combat fighter jet, Tejas and lived up to his name.

"I have no complaints. She had to do her duty to the nation and in fact she even managed to be there for me whenever I required her," Thomas's son Tejas said.
Today, Dr Thomas leads a team of 400 scientists, the majority of whom are male but it doesn't faze her.

"For scientists, there is no gender discrimination. Subject is subject, science is science. That's how we learn and move forward," she says.
Jai Hind

One mind blowing interview...

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I ...am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..

What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.

Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

Candidate : No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus

corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education it self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?

Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?

Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?

Candidate : My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’, ‘quality’, ‘version control’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate : Not much.

1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..

2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.

3. I believe in flexi-timings.

4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.

5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.

6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our

organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress Management’ in the HRD of Infosys.

So Excellence is not the only thing Needed. Its the Unique Quality of a Person which can let anyone to Success. Work on Your own Field rather then following somebody else's Path 

HAT'S OFF 2 the man & his attitude...

NOTHING IMPOSSIBLE:

Winner: B. Srikanth, a visually-challenged student, who secured admission in MIT.
A staunch believer in hard work and perseverance, this 17-year-old with his excellent command over English might seem like any other teenage. But, for B. Srikanth, a visually-challenged student, nothing in life came easily. Not even the admission into Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) with a full fee waiver.

Hailing from Machilipatnam, this son of a farmer completed his schooling from Devnar School for Blind. When he approached an Intermediate college to pursue his plus two in sciences, he was told he couldn’t do that. However, with the help of his mentors from school, he managed to enrol himself in M.P.C in Royal Junior College and finished his Intermediate with an impressive 92.5 per cent.

The success in Intermediate didn’t come easily. “There was no Braille in Intermediate. My teacher Swarnalatha helped me a lot by recording the entire syllabus onto audio tapes,” he says. “I took home tuition only for mathematics as it is not easy to learn this with the help of tapes,” he adds.

“Nothing in this life is impossible,” says this die-hard optimist, “We are not ‘disabled’; we are ‘challenged’. So we have to take this as a challenge and fight back,” he says.

Srikanth’s zeal to learn and reach for the stars was noticed by Ravi Kondapalli, an NRI at a conference ‘Ignite the genius within you,’ held in Indian School of Business. “I had expressed my dream of studying in the USA to Mr.Ravi and he took up the challenge to fulfil my dream,” says Srikanth. With the help of local support from Valmiki Foundation, a city-based NGO, his applications were sent to the top notch universities in the United States. Soon, his application was accepted by MIT which not only gave him admission but also waived the entire fee amount of over 56,000 US dollars.

Srikanth hopes to set his own software firm to employ skilled rural youth. “The biggest hurdle for us rural youngsters is the lack of proper education,” he says. “Primary education is a constitutional right but we are unable to give value to that right,” he adds. 

‎|School vs College|

School : Pencil, rubber, sharpener, scale !! :)

College : Ek ball pen wo bhi friends se cheena huwa ;) :P

School : Class mein enter hone se pehle : Ma'am may i come in? (^_^)

College : Bina bethe hi Mobile kaan se laga k class se bahar !! (-___-)

School : Bag mein har subject ki books !! :)

College : Yaar ek paper toh phad ke dede :P :P

School : Class test mein Star !! ★☆

College : Full moon hi naseeb hota hai yaar !! ◑

School : Listen I like her !! ♥

College : Sambhal ke dekh saale, bhabi hai teri :D

School : Yaar Kal Test hai, Mai chutti maar lunga beemar hone ka bahaana le ke

College : (Next Day) Oye sun aaj bunk maarte \m/ ;)

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 PLEASE SHARE THIS Use only your LEFT EAR when using Mobile Phones, and avoid using the RIGHT EAR as that makes our brain more prone to mobile radiation. This was found out by a latest research from Apollo Medical Team .

Survival tips when your GPS System Winks Out:II

“People will start to panic, continue to move, and become even more lost.” First, try to remember your route or the location of major landmarks like rivers, roads, or, best case, a town. Move to high ground to get a better sense of your surroundings. (!!) Worst case? Pick a direction and plan to walk in a straight line. If you’re traveling in the Northern Hemisphere and wearing an analog watch set to local time, hold it flat and point the hour hand at the sun. Run an imaginary line between the hour hand and the 12 o’clock mark. This will give an approximate north-south marker.

No watch? Take a straight stick about three feet long, drive it into level ground, and mark the spot where the stick’s shadow ends. This is west. After 20 minutes, mark the shadow’s new location and connect the dots. This is a rough east-west axis. Once you’ve figured out your direction of travel, use simple point-to-point navigation to stay on course: Pick an object in the distance—a tree or mountain—and walk straight toward it. At each new point, pick another one farther ahead. Regularly use your watch to ensure you’re staying on the right heading.

BENEFITS OF EXERCISE...

LONG-TERM BENEFITS

#Decreases Risk of Heart Disease
Inactive people are 2x more likely to develop
coronary artery disease (CAD) then active people.

#Decreases Blood Pressure
High blood pressure increases the risk of heart
disease, stroke and kidney disease. Inactive people
are 2x more likely to develop high blood pressure then active people.

#Decreases Body Fat
Regular physical activity helps maintain optimal
body weight and composition.High blood pressure increases the risk of heart disease, stroke and kidney disease.

#Decreases Cholesterol Level
A high blood cholesterol level increases the risk of
heart disease. Regular exercise raises the level of
"good" cholesterol and lowers the level of the
"bad" cholesterol.

#Decreases Risk of Diabetes
Physical activity lowers the risk of type 2 diabetes
and increases glucose uptake for those who
already have diabetes. Fit women have diabetes
66% less often than unfit women.

#Decreases Risk of Cancer
Physical activity lowers the risk of colon and breast cancer. Decreases Risk of Osteoporosis
Regular exercise delays bone loss and promotes
bone formation.

#Decreases Arthritis Symptoms
Regular exercise helps keep joints flexible and
helps build muscle to support the joint.

#Decreases Number of Sick Days
Exercisers feel sick almost 30% less often than non-
exercisers.

#Decreases Chance of Premature Death
Fit people live longer than unfit people.


SHORT-TERM BENEFITS

#Relaxes and Revitalizes
Physical activity reduces mental and muscular
tension, and at the same time, increases
concentration and energy level.

#A Break From Daily Routine and Worries
Physical activity is like a mini-vacation—you’re
allowed to have fun.

#Helps You Feel Good About Yourself
Physical activity increases your self-esteem and
self-confidence 

AMAZING FACTS ABOUT DOLPHINS...

~They have live birth, just like us! Babies are called calves.

~ They are born with hair. What? Yes, babies are born with whiskers just above their rostrum, which falls out immediately after birth. You can still see the small black spots on adult dolphins above the rostrum where these used to be.

~ They breathe air. Dolphins cannot breathe under water. They breathe out of their blowhole. This is why you should never attempt to put anything in their blowhole, because this is their route to breathe and make sounds. But they can hold their breath for amazing amounts of time! 7 minutes is no problem for a bottle nose dolphin, other types can vary. But they do need to come up for a breath.

~Baby dolphins drink milk just like other mammals that produce milk for their offspring. The baby will swim along with its mother while drinking.

~They are also warm-blooded just like us.

~They can jump up to 20 feet above water.

~They have 100 teeth.

~Some kinds of dolphins can hold their breath for 30 minutes.

~The dolphin may eat up to 30 pounds of fish a day.

~The baby dolphin can stay with his mother for two to three years.

~The dolphin can live to be 50 years old.